sweeneytad:

*dentist slaughters family in front of you*

they’re bleeding because you don’t floss

kanyewesticle:

The only talent I have is boobs

hawkeyedriza:

absolutelydestinysmood:

nannajane:

in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me

you can’t repeat the past

can’t repeat the past? why, of course you can! of course you can. 

fuqyourlies:

reasonswhydansafail:

sleepingartist:

urbancatfitters:

if i ever start a band i’m going to name it “music” and then it will be literally impossible to find any of our songs on the internet

the first album : “Unknown album”

the hit single: “track 1”

album art

Some people wanna watch the world burn

the-sound-of-blah:

vanehwasreal:

vanehwasreal:

you say that you’ve read fucked up fanfic but let me tell you about this one

who could forget quality writing such as

mein motherfucking kampf 2

OH MY FUCKING GOD

LITERALLY

I have died… 

herspanic:

please don’t leave me alone with your parents if i’m at your house 

Reblog if you’re a Sherlockian, then check your ask.

dontforgettotwistanddiffuse:

purpletreeblossoms:

You’ll see why soon enough.

I don’t understand! Why are these everywhere?

bmoburns:

preteenager:

HOW DOES POPCORN EVEN DO THAT THING

HERE I SHOW YOU THE THING

So we’re just gonna walk around pretending it’s not weird that one of our hands is just worse at everything?

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

okay but

this is quality humor right here

tyleroakley:

I don’t know about you

but I’m feeling